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<title><![CDATA[The Solitary Lethe]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[曾经遍地江湖, 谁陪我看水仙花击碎水面; 曾经云淡风轻，谁给我一把木吉他和一帘风里飘飞的长发……
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<title><![CDATA[该感谢男足的是，他们用最快的速度在我们面前消失了。]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<p align="justify">中学到大学都是足球迷，工作后基本和体育绝缘了，奥运一看彻底和男足byebye，建议国家体育局考虑取消男足这个丢中国民族脸的运动。除了没有这方面运动天赋外，更“难能可贵”的是比赛能踢得和唱戏一样精彩，武功都使上了，把我泱泱大国的武学在足球场上，踢得那个“狠”啊。我彻底无语了，我恨自己怎么曾经是热爱中国足球的小愤青。我错了，我为我在众多比赛中选择观看男足而惭愧。浪费国家多年的GDP，浪费广大爱国人民的感情，浪费了难得一次奥运比赛的机会。按照星爷《少林足球》的设想，全中国抓10个腿脚功夫了得的武术高手，假以时日，不信打不出个神功出来。可如今一看，男足的武功绝对不是出自名门正派，完全是走火入魔的架势。乖乖——珍惜生命，远离男足。</p><p>决定改看男篮了，CBA也要看。喜欢的不仅是姚明，还有孙悦，刘炜，朱芳雨。赢要赢的有风度，输也要输得有气势。男篮本次奥运真的充满魅力。虽然男篮还只是刚刚在世界起步，但是一步步稳扎稳打步步为营，大快人心。精彩的比赛像是大夏天里的一杯冰啤酒，沁人心脾，哪有看男足一样的火气。解散男足后费用都拨给男篮，把CBA好好整整，提高篮球运动员待遇，以后把足球场改造成篮球场还能多点人参与呢。再接再厉！期待更佳表现。</p><p>男足的最大贡献是造就了更多的篮球迷。</p><p align="justify"><object style="WIDTH: 533px; HEIGHT: 530px" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param value="http://v.blog.sohu.com/fo/v4/1518191" name="movie" /><param value="high" name="quality" /><param value="false" name="LOOP" /><param value="false" name="PLAY" /></object></p><p />]]></description> 
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<dc:subject>闲言碎语LIFE</dc:subject> 
<dc:date>2008-08-15T00:46:47Z</dc:date> 
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<title><![CDATA[创意无限——Johnny Lee demos Wii Remote hacks （ZT）]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<h2 class="posttitle" align="center"><a title="john.jpg" href="http://uiui.mmdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/john.jpg"><font color="#007fff"><img alt="john.jpg" src="http://uiui.mmdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/john.jpg" /></font></a></h2><p class="entry"><a onclick="function anonymous()
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}" href="http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/"><font color="#0000c8">Johnny Lee</font></a>，如果你在 Google 上面打入这个名字第一个跑出来的连结就是这个人的个人网站。他因为利用 Wii 创造了 MultiTouch 以及虚拟实境 (VR) 而闻名。看到 Johnny 充满喜气的脸，以及同样是个创意无限的科学家，让我想到了 <a onclick="function anonymous()
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}" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851578/"><font color="#0000c8">Paprika</font></a> 这部电影里面的时田。</p><p class="entry"><embed src="http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMjU0MTUyNDQ=/v.swf" width="480" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" /></embed /></p><p class="entry"><!-- start insertion by YouTube Brackets, robertbuzink.nl --><span class="youtube"></span><!-- end Youtube Brackets insertion --></p><p class="entry"><!-- start insertion by YouTube Brackets, robertbuzink.nl --><span class="youtube"></span><!-- end Youtube Brackets insertion --></p><p class="entry"><!-- start insertion by YouTube Brackets, robertbuzink.nl --><span class="youtube"></span><!-- end Youtube Brackets insertion --></p><p class="entry">Johnny Lee 利用 Wii 来创造了追踪手指头以及实践了 Multi-Touch 的 screen。这个最大的贡献当然就是能够把 Wii 拿来当作 Multi-touch 玩，也可以利用 Wiimote 来达成像是关键报告中的 Motion Glove。其中背后的原理非常的简单，利用到的就是一个观念而已: IR LED 以及只能接受 IR LED 波段的 webcam。</p><embed align="9" src="http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMjU3MTcyMzY=/v.swf" width="480" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" quality="high" /></embed /><p class="entry" /><p class="entry">在这边我们稍微简述一下 Wii 遥感的背后原理。</p><p class="entry"><img height="131" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/11/wii-sensor-bar-small.jpg" width="225" /> <img height="22" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:NJUZjkrPmkD8lM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/2/20/20070108050920!Nintendo_Wii_Sensor_Bar.jpg" width="150" /></p><p class="entry">基本上 Wii 的 Sensor Bar 里面是有个 10 个 IR LED，左右各五个。而 Wiimote 上面则是有一个图像感测器，我们姑且把它想成是一个 webcam， 而在 Wiimote 的前方有一个看起来黑黑的盖子则是负责过滤到其他的可见光源让 Wiimote 里面的图像感应器只能接收到 IR 的光。</p><p class="entry"><a title="wii.jpg" href="http://uiui.mmdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wii.jpg"><img height="320" alt="wii.jpg" src="http://uiui.mmdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wii.jpg" width="491" /></a></p><p class="entry">因此，利用 Wiimote 上面的 camera 所侦测到的 IR LED 的位置，以及接收到的亮度，可以大致上来判断 Wiimote 在 3D 空间中的位置。所以，Johnny 是怎么利用 Wii 来达成追踪手指头的效果呢? 非常简单。现在，我们已经知道 Wiimote 是可以接受 IR LED 光源的接受器。因此，我们就把 Wiimote 当成 IR Webcam 就是了，让 Wiimote 来侦测所侦测到的 IR 光源即可。达到这件事情，Johnny 用了一个 IR LED 阵列，并将这个 IR LED 阵列对着操作者投光。</p><p class="entry"><a title="wii-finger.jpg" href="http://uiui.mmdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wii-finger.jpg"><img alt="wii-finger.jpg" src="http://uiui.mmdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wii-finger.jpg" /></a></p><p class="entry">如上图所示，在 IR LED 阵列中间插入 Wiimote 当作接收器。当 IR 的光打在人的身上时，会反射部分的 IR 光回去，而由于手指头在身体的前面，因此反射回去的光会比较多。但是即使如此效果也不会太好，因此，为了解决这个问题，可以在手指上面套上一个高反射的亮片。如此一来，手指头所反射回去的光就会比身体其他部分所反射回去的 IR 光源还要多。经过一下图片上面的处理，就可以辨认出手指头的位置了 (因为反射光源较多)。当然，如果在手指头上面直接套上 IR LED 的话，效果会是最好。</p><p class="entry">同样的道理也应用于 Johnny 的第二个 Wii Project以及第三个 Project。 所以，这样子的原理神奇吗? 其实不神奇，但是有创意的地方是跟 Wii 结合而已。而根据 <a onclick="function anonymous()
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<title><![CDATA[温一杯咖啡——王若琳完整音乐播放时间]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center">Let’s start from here</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/jIR7aQU7F78" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">The Best Mistake I’ve Ever Made</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div></embed /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/SyHjgi1naBY" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" /></p><p align="center">Now</p></embed /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/5CCJ-TBdxRE" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" /></p><p align="center">I Love You </p></embed /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/DQ7R5nY0e_A" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" /></p><p align="center">Bada Bada</p><p align="center"></embed /></p><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/_Ko1cMqR_gw" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" /></p><p align="center">迷宫</p></embed /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/AciTbxvlemI" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" /></p><p align="center">有你的快乐</p></embed /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/MI60f2lpvls" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" /></p><p align="center">因为你爱我</p></embed /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.tudou.com/v/ScUnTpu4OGU" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" /></p><p align="center" /></embed />]]></description> 
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<title><![CDATA[ 课堂的幽默节选（小鱼执笔，F老师ZT）(四) ]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">某天，抽筋、小童还有电池三个人在座位上谈得正欢，突然抽筋的目光在姚的笔袋上定格了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然后另外两双眼睛也定格了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三个头凑在笔袋前闪闪发光</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小童说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">太激动人心了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我随他们的目光一看，原来是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">红毛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">突然电池又大叫一声：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">啊！！是两张</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~~”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三头豺狼的目光依旧坚定着</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…… <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电脑课，老师乱信任章鱼的，认为他一定什么都知道，然后问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">章鱼，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有哪两个角度？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">果然，章鱼很爽快地回答了：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不知道！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">生物课上，老师在讲解基因知识</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">以前呢，人一直认为我们和猩猩是一样的，所以有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">48</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条染色体，其实不是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">人只有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">46</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条，也就是说猩猩比人多两条</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然后唐少寒就在那儿讲解说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">其实那多出来的两条就是猩猩多出来的毛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……” <br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">现在呢，科学家就发现，白化病就是一种基因遗传病</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">生病的人头发脸什么的都很白很白</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池又在叫了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">哈哈如果非洲人得白化病怎么办？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <br />“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">给你们做道题目，如果黑色是显形，白色是隐性，那么黑色母羊生下来的白色小羊的基因是怎样的？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">苍苍就答：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">tt</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好可爱的说法啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~ <br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师接着问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那一头黑羊和一头白羊生下的小羊会是什么颜色的羊呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">猩猩回答：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">红绵羊！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师在讲解词语：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“wife</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，妻子，名词，可数，但一般还瞒少用到复数的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……” <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><img alt=" " src="http://fanjin11.bokee.com/inc/mf700-00864730.jpg" onload="javascript: img_auto_size(this,450,true);" align="left" />英语课上老师问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">为什么这里是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">other areas</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">而不是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">the other areas</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池一想到刚才老师说的，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">town</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">前面的冠词可以省略，就脱口而出：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">因为</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">area</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">前可以省略冠词！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师汗颜</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">怎么可能呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">没想到电池反应更快，反问</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">怎么不可能呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师决定不和他一般见识了，开始讲解</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">other</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">和</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">the other</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">的区别，然后就听见电池在下面：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">哦</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">对的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………………………………</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">额？不对歪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">真可怜，小小年纪就要面对如此错综复杂的问题</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…… <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">物理课老师让同学上来用天平测量物体重量，耳朵正欲伸手拿砝码，老师说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“ei</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，先看看啊有镊子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">耳朵老师交代：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师很冷地说了句：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那当然有咯。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师开始提问了：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">雪，我对你身上那件宇航服很感兴趣，来问你个有点难的问题，如果说你这件衣服是<chmetcnv w:st="on" tcsc="1" numbertype="3" negative="False" hasspace="False" sourcevalue="1" unitname="千克">一千克</chmetcnv>，那么把它放到天平上，另一边放<chmetcnv w:st="on" tcsc="1" numbertype="3" negative="False" hasspace="False" sourcevalue="1" unitname="千克">一千克</chmetcnv>的砖，你说哪个重？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">雪觉得老师简直是在侮辱她的智商，当我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">3</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">岁小孩子啊？可爱地回答老师：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">当然一样重歪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~” <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">音乐课，老师让我们欣赏芭蕾舞剧，本来还瞒享受的，结果电池对着那些男舞者说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">原来外国人都喜欢穿着棉毛裤跳舞的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~~”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我顿时嘴角抽搐</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…… <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">班队课</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三个一</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">活动展示，薛上去汇报小组活动情况，说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我们这次调查的地点是观前的麦当劳，我们的交通工具是叶的手机</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然后抽筋就回头对我说了句：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">现在科技发展真是快啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">高科技啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">``”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就是就是，古代人怎么也不会想到，未来会有这么一天，手机也能当坐骑！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">与其说我们这次班队是汇报课，不如说是吹牛课，唐和电池一组根本没认真活动，他们却说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我们在寒假期间去了敬老院，看望了孤寡老人，带了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">2</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">个水果篮，哦不，是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我们社区活动也很认真，把所有垃圾都清理掉了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">猩猩在下面插嘴说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我们</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">9</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">点去的，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">点回来的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池马上附和道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">恩！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………………</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">？不对！我们是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">9</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">点去的，晚上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">点回家的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<p /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><p>&amp;nbsp;</p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><stroke joinstyle="miter" /><formulas><f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0" /><f eqn="sum @0 1 0" /><f eqn="sum 0 0 @1" /><f eqn="prod @2 1 2" /><f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth" /><f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight" /><f eqn="sum @0 0 1" /><f eqn="prod @6 1 2" /><f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth" /><f eqn="sum @8 21600 0" /><f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight" /><f eqn="sum @10 21600 0" /></formulas><path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect" /><lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t" /></shapetype><shape id="_x0000_i1026" style="WIDTH: 0.75pt; HEIGHT: 0.75pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=""><imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\hp\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.gif" o:href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" /></shape></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><a href="http://fanjin11.bokee.com/6724615.html"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">数学老师讲题目，电池做想右想还是没想通，老师耐心地从头解释：</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">“‘</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">用列表法画函数</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">y=-x+4</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">的图象</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">’</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">的动词是什么？</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">电池说：</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">列</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">……”<br /><br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">生物和英语换课，却久久不见</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">MISS </span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">范进来，小童班长起身要去找老师。由于临时换课，大家都没复习词组，急着劝小童别叫老师来，可小童毅然决然地向教室外走去，李浜大哥就叫了：</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">去找生物老师！</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">潜台词就是，从我们这栋楼的</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">4</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">楼跑到隔壁教学楼的</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">4</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">楼</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">唐睿马上就在旁边补充了：</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">对！去找原点</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">~”<br /><br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">电池上生物课，真的是倒霉的，<span lang="EN-US">蛮<span lang="EN-US">好和老师讨论的正热火朝天，笔一甩，漏了</span></span></span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">脸上一杠黑墨水，而且正好划过他的左眼，不知道的以为他已经在道上混了多年</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">……<br /><br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">自习课，</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">蛮</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">好大家都在做数学报纸，结果一声巨响</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">发生了什么？</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">章鱼竟然把一只金属凳子做坏了</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">~</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">！！</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><br /><br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">班会课<span lang="EN-US">上</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">主持让大家说说心目中雷锋的形象，电池拿起语文书说：</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">他伟岸，正直，朴直，严肃，也不缺乏温和，更不用提他的坚强不屈和挺拔，他是解放军中的伟丈夫！</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">”……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">活学活用</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">~<br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">然后抽筋是这<span lang="EN-US">么说的：</span></span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">雷锋是好人！</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">”“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">再多说一点呢。</span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">”“</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none"><span lang="EN-US">是非常<span lang="EN-US">好<span lang="EN-US">的人！</span></span></span></span><span style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; text-underline: none">”<shape id="paperPicArea1" style="WIDTH: 0.75pt; HEIGHT: 0.75pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" o:spid="_x0000_i1025"> <imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\hp\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.gif" o:href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" /></shape></span></a></span></p></span>]]></description> 
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<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">由于好久没写了，麻烦大家回到相似三角形那个时候</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />为了进一步阐述相似这个概念，老师举例说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">比如说，现在，苍苍的笑容是绽放了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">70%</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">，然后给他拍一张照，那么照片上，他的笑容还是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">70%</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">的绽放率</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">不过后面说得就有点损了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">相似的形状就一模一样，不可能照片上苍苍突然就变就苗条点</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">苍苍尴尬地笑着，仍旧保持着</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">70%</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">的绽放率</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />老师在上面说相似，抽筋和苍苍就在下面</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">骂</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">开了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <span lang="EN-US"><br /><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><wbr />“</span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">抽筋和章鱼是相似图形！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”<wbr /><wbr /><wbr />“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">什么！！！你才和章鱼是全等图形！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />由此，我们可得以下公式：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />抽筋</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">∽</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">章鱼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">≌</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">苍苍</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />三个人的命运就如此这般地联系在一起了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; 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}" align="right" /></span>说到章鱼，我们不得不提一下那节强大的物理课</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />一上课，老师就问章鱼，有什么实验能说明压强的存在的？章鱼说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">覆杯实验</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">好，你上来做一下。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">从章鱼触摸到实验器材的那一刻开始，瓶子就不再是瓶子，杯子就不是被子，卡纸就不是卡纸了，他们被一种恐怖的力量控制着</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />一个简单到小学生都能做的覆杯实验，做了一次，两次，三次，四次</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">老师又亲自做了一次，两次，三次</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">还是失败了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">好恐怖的力量啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">所有的大气压强都到哪儿去了？？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />然后是易拉罐的实验，用酒精灯加热，用硬币和橡皮泥封口，再浇水</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">什么都没有发生！！！大气压强到哪儿去了？？？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />然后是鹌鹑蛋的实验，给瓶加热，把蛋放瓶口上，加冷水</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">正当大家满怀期待它能进到瓶里的时候，它无动于衷</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">再次发出疑问，大气压强到哪儿去了？？？？老师盯着蛋，像问他女儿一般温柔地说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">你有没有下去的意思？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">结果那蛋非但不下去，反而上去了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />后来老师举例说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">有一条带鱼，摇着长尾巴在深海游泳，然后呢，有一天，它想到海面上去玩玩，就往上浮啊浮啊，终于出了海平面，不过它不是玩玩了，是玩完了。出了海平面，压强差让它的内脏全爆裂了，所以哪条带鱼出海平面就相当于自杀。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">生物课，老师让我们对比各种脊椎动物的胚胎极其最后的形态，我的天才儿子</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">抽筋，再强调一下，天才，抽筋发现了一个不被常人所注意的区别：人果然是高等动物</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从一个胚胎逐渐发育成人，并神奇地发育出了尿布湿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><wbr />语文课不是在讲</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">敬业</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">和</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">乐业</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">么？老师分析时说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我们现在上学读书，其实也是一种职业，我们要</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">‘</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">敬业</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">’</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，这就是人类合理的生活，而</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">‘</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">乐业</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">’</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就是人类的理想生活，以学习为乐就是更高境界！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我的天才儿子果然比常人有远见，听过老师的解释之后回过头对我这个当妈的说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">上课啊！我太高兴了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">（实际上，他是困得不行了）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">之后就到了政治课，老师教导我们要多一点高雅的情趣，并且让我们在书上写出自己的休闲方式，我的儿子是这么写的：做作业、上学、上家教、考试、读英语、马拉松、做家务</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好一个德智体美劳全面发展的好孩子啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /><br /></span><personname productid="后来" w:st="on" /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">后来</span></personname /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">可能从某中角度说，恐龙并没有灭绝，它们进化成了现在叫声婉转的鸟儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然后，又是我的天才儿子，抽筋，举一反三地说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">啊哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我家养了只恐龙</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~~~”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然后，生物老师提问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">化石是什么？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">章鱼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">大家完全可以把这句话看做是设问句</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">自问自答</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好啦，人家章鱼还是满厉害的，家里的电脑是声控的，乱高级的，章鱼只要戴上一个面具，然后对准电脑的方向叫一声，电脑就会迅速启动</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">可</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">叫什么呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">——“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">快给我开机！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不然我就把面具摘下来！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">咳</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">这年头，电脑也要为自身多考虑考虑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">真是的，太缺少雷锋精神了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">社会的悲哀啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">相对于我的天才儿子，电池就是傻得可爱了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">英语课老师报答案么，他第一遍总是听不到的，总会在老师都报过一遍之后说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">啊？什么？再报一遍！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然后把自己错的题目的序号一个一个叫出来</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">到了政治课，政治老师用苏州版普通话报道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“BBADBCDABC……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池依旧扯着童声问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">啊？什么？再报一遍！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">然<personname productid="后政治" w:st="on" />后政治</personname />老师继续操着苏州口音报答案</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池很顺地一边批一边接了句：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">第六题</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~~~”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池同学，注意，这是政治课</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">到了数学课，老师报了个取值范围：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“X</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">大于</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">3</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，小于</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">6</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，做对的同学举手</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">大家刷刷刷都把手举起来了，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好，放下吧。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">电池同学依旧后知后觉：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师，什么？再报一遍！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不说了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">再报一遍么</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师很不情愿地又报了一遍取值范围，这下电池认真听了，一看，呀，做对了！马上欢快地举起了自己的小手</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">多么突兀啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break" /></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">历史课上，老师问我们为什么孙中山祭日定为植树节，电池就联想到了：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">植物人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />那天抽筋在看我们排练，电池在外面，一开门，就对着教室里面喊：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">抽筋！还钱！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">那语气是相当地坚定，疾恶如仇，同仇敌忾，只是看见饭饭也在，调头就逃</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><wbr /><wbr /> <br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times=""><wbr />说电池可爱，他就是可爱。放学，老师进来布置事情，就他一个人站着要走，老师问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " bold?="" mso-bidi-font-weight:="" roman?;="" new="" times="">电池，去哪儿？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; 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<title><![CDATA[我们相互依恋，将会战胜恐惧和黑暗]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times=""><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">中午</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt"><font face="Times New Roman">12</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">点醒过来，看到手机上的短信：“醒了吗？别忘记晚上的约会。”转个身继续睡，在梦里看到一些熟悉的影子，让我眷恋着不愿抽离。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">点的时候</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt"><font face="Times New Roman">S</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">城突然下起了大雨。尽管家里装着隔音玻璃，还是能清楚地听到轰轰的雷响。也许一直这样下去晚饭就要取消了呢，这样想着我又昏昏沉沉地睡去了。半小时后屋子里恢复了安静，又再次收到了短信：“在下雨了呢。”心里暗笑，伸个懒腰起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">换上今夏第一次穿的粉裙，戴上他从俄罗斯带来的手链和从法国带来的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Swarovski</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">项链，难得在镜子前有充分的时间装扮自己。扬起嘴角，想象自己出现在他面前最美丽的样子，努力地回想今天到底是什么特别的日子。和</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">认识很久的时间了，我还是那么大大咧咧，需要用笔才能记得彼此的点点滴滴，需要他的提醒才能记得彼此的纪念日。是谁说的，爱情的双方是互补的，我常对</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">说我是在用我的没头没脑衬托你的贤良淑德。（在擦肩而过的人群中他发现了我爱上了我，可我又任性又糊涂，命中注定般让他牵肠挂肚，想想这样的缘分是不是带着几分戏剧性。）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">如约在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">6</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">点来到了普罗旺斯，才知道今天是我们第一次见面的纪念日。（多年前的陌生人变成了生命中最重要的人，多么神奇。）普罗旺斯的饭还是一如既往的糟糕，但是气氛还是一如既往的让人喜欢。一盏温暖的台灯，一杯醇香的曼特宁，即便什么都不说还是会让我觉得很适宜。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">时而发短信时而拿起杂志翻看，对我说的话似乎有点漫不经心，让我有点不悦。琐碎的生活粉碎着爱情，尽管我知道眼前的这个男人深爱我，但是他已经不能像刚认识我般足够细心的对待我。像我般敏感的人总会不停地怀疑自己和他人，虽然隐忍却不免流露出疏离。晚餐结束</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">拿出准备好的礼物——食草堂的皮夹，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">正是我需要的，一份用心的礼物代表着他对我的在乎，可是我的心却不是能用礼物填满的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">随意翻看着皮夹，没想到就在皮夹里藏着颗闪亮夺目的钻戒，我不禁愣住了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt"><font face="Times New Roman">Fowler</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 0.3pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">突然</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">走到我面前单膝跪下，对我说，愿意嫁给我吗？周围所有的人都转过头看着我们，我惊诧到看着手上的那枚戒指不敢抬头。我怔怔地说：我们不是说好的……脑袋里一片空白，隐约感觉身边好多闪光灯在晃动。再下一秒钟一束火红的玫瑰已经送到了我的手上，我才发现球同学，瓜同学，蟑螂，老吴这群朋友都在身边。大家举着相机和摄影机像变魔法似的不知从哪里冒出来了。眼前的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">紧张地看着我，还傻傻地举着那枚戒指跪在我眼前。不知道是谁在边上说：可别感动地哭了哦。捧着玫瑰的我忍住了在眼眶里的眼泪，戴上了戒指。未曾预料</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I’m engaged now! </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">周围的人们鼓起了掌，发出欢呼，朋友们开心地围着我们为成功制造了一次惊喜洋洋得意。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">看来我是今晚唯一被蒙蔽的女主角了，细细回想，这一切俨然早有计划。据说是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">之前和大伙一一安排的，连普罗旺斯的服务员都被买通了。我却傻傻地从来没注意身后坐着一群熟人，也没注意到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">的奇怪举止暗藏蹊跷。边上一桌的一对加拿大夫妇热情地让服务员给我们送来了两瓶红酒祝贺，又一次让我们感叹今晚的意外太多了。大家一晚上把这件事情从头到晚反复说了无数遍，还号称要和我的子子孙孙说下去，还在不无遗憾地说应该再来放放我唱的歌曲，来一点礼花……最佳编剧最佳摄影最佳表演各奖项虚位以待。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">因为掌握了我戴上戒指的人证物证开心不已。我被瓜同学笑称“嘴巴合不起来了”。我努力了一下，果然</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">腮腺咬肌已经不受我控制了，情绪处在无法自己的激动中。接着又去麒麟尽情</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">K</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " roman??="" new="" times="" roman?;="" mso-hansi-font-family:="" ?times="">歌，把红酒喝到底朝天，小薛和小唐作为家属代表也到场庆祝，煞有介事，真的像个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">engagement party</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">。任我再稀里糊涂，也再也不会忘记今天是如何有意义了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我曾经享受爱情更多过于婚姻，相信知己更多于相信“唯一”。或许只为等待一个让自己“甘心”的时机和一个让自己“放心”的人坚持着单身。婚姻最终是爱情的坟墓吗？我能为一段感情担负起怎样的责任？而我要托付终身的人是否会爱我到两鬓斑白？这些问题让我无法释怀。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">来岁的时候我大声地宣布：我的巴特勒船长有一天会牵起我的手陪我起舞。妈妈问我，这么久了你找到你的巴特勒船长了吗？在酣风徐徐盛夏的晚上，望着路灯下</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">那张真挚的脸孔，感动着这么多年彼此都守护在一起。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; 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<dc:date>2008-07-17T02:45:01Z</dc:date> 
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<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">薛薛疯狂迷上了一首电子版的《超级玛丽》</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">在办公室放，在车上放，每次都会兴奋地和我们说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">听！这歌多有趣！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">可惜的是没有一次我们听出来是有趣的。我说我听过一首有乐乐熊和蘑菇小象</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">RAP</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">版本的卡农，比这个牛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">×</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">多了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">事实是万恶的工作已经把我们逼得只剩下一点幽默感了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">需要靠听一首智商只有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">80</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">的歌曲发笑。我有时候在想过去我常常笑得前仰后合，现在怎么就这么苦大仇深的。试想这个月是怎么过的：为了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Y</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">的问题一次次家访，为了出份好卷子每天绞尽脑汁，为了班级评比的事情布置检查，为了期末考试的冲刺天天和学生谈心，为了研究生的报考翻箱倒柜找材料，为了班主任总评的事情补这补那</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">我为我的效率惭愧，我为我的坚持骄傲。据说有几个老师被学生逼疯了，向学校申请不做班主任。我在心底深处表扬我自己，最起码迄今为止在我孜孜不倦的教育下学生都很正常，没有突破常规敢<personname w:st="on" productid="和" />和</personname />老师对着干的危险分子。偶尔我的学生们还能和我谈谈柏杨，谈谈《格雷传》，谈谈足球</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">我已经倍感欣慰了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"></span></p><p /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">晚上去</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">buffet</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">，聊了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">X</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">的单身主义和理想主义，聊了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">L</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">的新婚生活，聊了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">G</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">岌岌可危的婚姻。女人的话题永恒是安全感和幸福感。我一直觉得女人该有独立的美丽和自信的可爱，但是女人却一直不知不觉活在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">爱</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">的漩涡里。回家的路上，寒风夹带着星星点点的雨，拨了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">的电话，听到电话那头的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">喂</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">，可以感觉到电话那头吟吟的笑意。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">别做个书呆子拉。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">虽然是这么说着，我却想起在和</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Fowler</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: " times="" new="" roman??="">认识的这么多年中借给他的为数不少的书。读书，独处，平静的思考，这是我的方式。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">假使在这庸庸碌碌，日复一日的生活中，还有个人和我一样怀抱希望，那么生活就还值得我为之受苦吧。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; 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<dc:date>2008-06-18T00:58:55Z</dc:date> 
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<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体"><img height="341" alt=" " src="http://foto.yculblog.com/placebo/Ether_Elegia_05.JPG" width="518" onload="function anonymous()
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mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">这些日子在忙着搬家的事情</font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">每天晚上都在整理打包收拾归类</font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">一些旧物翻出来重新摆弄一番</font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">一些留了很多年的小物件，不知道该带走还是扔掉</font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; 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mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">来到这里本不是快乐的</font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">离开的时候希望能释然</font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">过几天就会去城南住</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">不管在哪里醒来</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">一天</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; 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mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">月</font></span></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">6</span></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">日</font></span></span></chsdate /><font face="宋体"><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">。</span></span><span class="fontdiarysize"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"></span></span></font></p><p /><p><span class="fontdiarysize"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt"><font face="宋体">一直觉得，因为豁然开朗，才去做某些事。</font><span lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">一些事情，在别人理所当然，在我举步艰难。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">生活不是自己定向的模式</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">不是只要你愿意，就会有奇迹的场所</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">生活最重要的是什么？</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">如果你现在问我，我会告诉你：舒服</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">什么样的生活姿态</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">什么样的步伐</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">节奏是什么</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">微笑要如何</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">所有这一切</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">要自己觉得舒服就好</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><br /></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><font face="宋体">而我们却往往选择不是那么容易的一条路走下去</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"></span></p><p /><p /></span></span></font>]]></description> 
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<title><![CDATA[hope for the way back into peace]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<p>文艺花会终于在今天的汇演中拉上了帷幕。小朋友们终究以集体朗诵第一在五月份获得了一次胜利的喜悦。<img src="http://www.blogdriver.com/jsp/face/14.gif" />纷纷扰扰的事情太多了以至于我在家事国事天下事中抓狂。别说孩子们了，短短一个月我就参加了学校朗诵表演两次——一次为了雪灾一次为了地震。<img src="http://www.blogdriver.com/jsp/face/4.gif" />时代造就了一批人。还记得曾经的师长对80年代生人的我们不以为意。也还记得我曾经对眼前90年代生人的孩子们诸多挑剔。可在这些时日的耳濡目染间这些孩子们成长了很多。他们的笔写了奥运火炬的激动，写了面对震灾时的悲痛，写了文艺花会中的合作和支持，也写了对于周遭人的不解和质疑。令我感到欣慰的是很多孩子开始离开书本真正地透过事情思考。盲目的玩和盲目的学终究会让人厌倦，唯有融入这个社会和世界，用开阔的眼看人看事，不随波逐流，才能成就自己的未来。音乐诗歌电影艺术历史自然……我所爱的也正是我的孩子们所爱的，对社会的关心他们也并不缺少，尽管有时候还有点狭隘，但是至少言辞间有孩子该有的认真和正气。<img src="http://www.blogdriver.com/jsp/face/55.gif" />有时候我带着他们一起想，有时候我和他们一起想。我常被笑话的那一点“天真”却能被孩子们认同。让我感到困难重重的压力其实来自于家长。有的家长游手好闲嗜赌成性，有的家长教育的唯一途径就是打骂孩子，有的家长情愿花钱请24小时的保姆也不愿意多和孩子沟通……孩子们对着我哭了，有委屈的泪水，也有受伤的泪水。他们在学校里远胜过在家里的快乐。所谓的“代沟”可能指的就是这个吧。<img src="http://www.blogdriver.com/jsp/face/75.gif" /></p><p>今天管乐团来的时候还遇到了小潘和小朱，大家到了高中就像麦穗一样猛长了，以前坐第一排的小朱也长到了一米七，站我面前我半天没认出来。<img src="http://www.blogdriver.com/jsp/face/2.gif" />不过在他们眼中的我也变了——从一个穿着阿迪的卷毛头变成了穿着套裙的长发老师。小C和小Z雅思都考了7.5，乐死我了，不愧是我的爱将，才高一就相当强势。大家成熟和练达的话语也让我倍感欣慰，完全没有了以前我做包办家长时候的害羞。多好的孩子们啊！<img src="http://www.blogdriver.com/jsp/face/15.gif" />但愿现在的这些宝宝们也能这样棒。</p><p>忙的时候真感觉自己还是在搞大学社团：唱歌跳舞朗诵摄影，一样都没少。</p>]]></description> 
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<dc:date>2008-05-29T23:08:07Z</dc:date> 
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<title><![CDATA[课堂的幽默节选（小鱼执笔，F老师ZT）(二) ]]></title> 
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<description><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">期盼了好久的数学老师终于在考试前一天回来了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">倍受煎熬的人民终于解放了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">所以大家在数学课上就有点肆无忌惮了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……<br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师实在受不了了：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">最近大家上课怎么都不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-ke